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	<title>Truth and Whiskey</title>
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		<title>&#8220;I am boss.&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Put some whiskey in a glass. We will exchange whiskey for money, which I have here in my pocket.&#8221;That&#8217;s how I met a werewolf. Or a wolfwere, I&#8217;m still not sure how that works. This wasn&#8217;t the kind that&#8217;s a man who turns into a wolf when the full moon&#8217;s out, it&#8217;s the other kind, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hobo Jesus</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I met the hobo-Jesus in 1938, two weeks after I got out of a short stint in prison for defrauding the mayor of St. Louis (or Mr. Louis, as the city was called back before it was canonized in 1944)So I rolled out of prison in Missouri and wandered down to the train tracks after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My First Million</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t make my first million until 1954, when I created Porkos, the pork flavored breakfast treat.  Maybe you remember the jingle? &#160; No time for bacon Eggs are too slow Just pour some cream And you&#8217;re ready to go! Porkos- the only breakfast cereal made with real pork drippings- part of a complete Breakfast [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Preface</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I meet someone who&#8217;s heard of me, they always want to know about the secret first moon landing- the one where we cleaned out the Martians prior to Armstrong and the rest showing up a couple years later. People always want to talk about the moon. No one ever asks about all the other [...]]]></description>
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